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I have telepathic vision. Few people even understand what that is and I’m certainly not one of them, so it’s difficult to explain. The science of this is in its infancy. You’d be amazed, though, how much it helps with contract negotiations. On the minus side? it burdens you with frightening secrets of the universal human heart, but what can you do? Everything in life is a trade-off one way or another. Throbbing pink wound – sorry, don’t know where that came from. Disregard.
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“With Fluid Capital YOU Can Impermeate The Universe!”
published 12 April 2013