“Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.”
― Raymond Chandler
From blue skies to open highways:
more ways to take off,
The world’s biggest and brightest pumpkin patches,
always one of a kind.
Enter to win!
Handsome men’s club
Open for business.
You’ll love what you hear,
and what you don’t.
Kick back. All the way back.
In business, you don’t get what you deserve—
you get what you negotiate.
Outside the box
accentuate the positive.
Inside animal minds
the anxiety solution for dogs. (And cats.)
It takes decades of hard work to shave off a few seconds.
The best medicine
A season of giving.
One gift. A million*** thank yous.
* In the US, Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the biggest shopping day of the year. It used to be the official start of the Christmas shopping season, but today, sales start after Halloween.
** All copy from ads in Skymall and American Way, American Airlines’ inflight magazine plus the walls of the transfer terminal at Dallas–Ft. Worth (DFW).
*** Offers of peace and goodwill toward men expire 12/31/2012 EST. Goodwill toward women may be substituted; maybe not. We don’t really mean a million. While supplies last; null and void in case of flight delays, snowstorms, or Mayan apocalypse.
published 29 December 2012