You’ll get to choose the sex of your therapist:
Even a transgendered robot if you want one.
The waiting rooms will be crowded with couples:
straight, gay, tranny, inter-species,
robot, robo-human, you name it
there will be at least one of those couples waiting
for some help on how to stay together.
And before we forget, there will also be counseling
for harems, triads, swarms . . .
Well, you get the picture.
DSM-LXIX will have criteria for diagnosing
whole communities with relationship disorders.
This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime.
The number of permutations seeking help
is potentially infinite.
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and in case you’ve forgotten
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published 12 December 2012