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The Future is Marriage Counseling

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You’ll get to choose the sex of your therapist:

Even a transgendered robot if you want one.

The waiting rooms will be crowded with couples:

straight, gay, tranny, inter-species,

robot, robo-human, you name it

there will be at least one of those couples waiting

for some help on how to stay together.

And before we forget, there will also be counseling

for harems, triads, swarms . . .

Well, you get the picture.

DSM-LXIX will have criteria for diagnosing

whole communities with relationship disorders.

This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime.

The number of permutations seeking help

is potentially infinite.

Get in on the IPO. Get in on the ground floor.

Miserable couples need our company

to help them through their hard times

and in case you’ve forgotten

you’ve received this advertisement

because you’re one of our clients!


published 12 December 2012